Sehr Gut Kommt Sehr Gut - Xao Seffcheque

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The German music press (Sounds, Musik Express) fell for it at the time and reviewed it as an actual compilation. According to Musik Express, [a=Kraftwerk] were the first to take legal action, so that a sticker, "Achtung Satire!" (Caution: Satire!) or 'Diese Platte ist eine Parodie' ('This record is a parody'), had to be attached to the sleeve.

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A2, A4, A6, A8, A10 are summarily listed on the label after the tracks of Side A ("Stalagmit 1-5"), the same for B2, B4, B6, B8, B10, B12, B14 on Side B ("Stalagmit 6-12"), B14 being barely audible.
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A11 is listed as "Wrong Colours (O.B.)" on the back sleeve.
B11 is listed as "Sample & Hold (Wer Bitter Im Munde Hat, Kann Nicht Süsspricken)" on the back sleeve.
B15 is not really featured on the record due to its length (0:00).

Back sleeve gives thanks "for participation" to the credited musicians plus [url=/artist/Anne+Effertz-Arnal]Anne Effertz[/url], [a=Bernd Schmidt], [a=Padeluun], [a=Boyd Rice], [a=Peter Glaser], [url=/artist/Mike+Hentz]Mike A. Hentz[/url], [a=Wolfgang Schmelter], [url=/artist/Brigitte-Brehm-Franzkowiak]Brigitte Brehm[/url], [url=/artist/Monroe+4]Monroe[/url], [url=/artist/Shampoo+%282%29]Schampoo[/url], Susanne & Karin, [l=Das Büro], [url=/artist/Rainer+Rabowski]rara[/url], [url=/artist/Alfred+Hilsberg]Albert H. aus HH[/url], "and to you of course for buying this record!"
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Issued with a double-sided A4-sized insert with lyrics, distributors and some jokes. 

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A2, A4, A6, A8, A10 are summarily listed on the label after the tracks of Side A ("Stalagmit 1-5"), the same for B2, B4, B6, B8, B10, B12, B14 on Side B ("Stalagmit 6-12"), B14 being barely audible.
A5 was later re-recorded by  with  on vocals.
A7 is made out of samples taken from , the overdubbed spoken word bit by  is taken from the tapes later released on .
A9 is an actual contribution by  and was later re-recorded for his solo album .
A11 is listed as "Wrong Colours (O.B.)" on the back sleeve.
B11 is listed as "Sample & Hold (Wer Bitter Im Munde Hat, Kann Nicht Süsspricken)" on the back sleeve.
B15 is not really featured on the record due to its length (0:00).

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Issued with a double-sided A4-sized insert with lyrics, distributors and some jokes. 

This initial pressing has no label rim text and no GEMA

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A2, A4, A6, A8, A10 are summarily listed on the label after the tracks of Side A ("Stalagmit 1-5"), the same for B2, B4, B6, B8, B10, B12, B14 on Side B ("Stalagmit 6-12"), B14 being barely audible.
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A11 is listed as "Wrong Colours (O.B.)" on the back sleeve.
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B15 is not really featured on the record due to its length (0:00).

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A11 is listed as "Wrong Colours (O.B.)" on the back sleeve.
B11 is listed as "Sample & Hold (Wer Bitter Im Munde Hat, Kann Nicht Süsspricken)" on the back sleeve.
B15 is not really featured on the record due to its length (0:00).

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